Argus is a psychedelic Argonaut and renowned connoisseur of gourmet jello shots.
What do Donald Trump, ayahuasca, quantum entanglement, sentient artificial intelligence, the production of new Dune films, and real-time virtual masturbation all have in common? My good friend and fellow life form, Argus Minyan, graciously offers his potent, psychonautic powers to help us crack the craziest of all crazy conspiracy theories.
Argus acted as Chief Confabulator during Operation Breaking Good, traversing the Fungal Wastelands in fewer astronomical units per day than any other Cephalopod of his race, thus beating the all-time historical record by a mere three aeons. He has since retired from the pursuit of prescience, now preferring to spend his days copulating with his mate, and teaching multidimensional coding to the hundreds of hatchlings who virtually connect with his technorganic tentacles.
